A Conversation I had on Text Message
sun_lite509: i do love u!
B E: whatever jessica
sun_lite509: let me call u
B E: No... when I want u to call me... u can call me
sun_lite509: I dont want to lose u Brian!
B E: its too late for that Jessica
B E: is that ur real name? lol
sun_lite509: Brian please!
sun_lite509: Brian
B E: Bye...whats ur name again?
B E: I'm carryin' guns... these police will probally kill me
sun_lite509: brian no we cant do this on text im not getting ur messages!
B E: Jessica **** ********... I love u very much
sun_lite509: please brian dont do that u dont need to be carrying guns!
B E: I carry guns like a mu'fucka
B E: that's me
B E: I give a fuck about my life
sun_lite509: ur killing me right now i love u so much let me call u please!
B E: I'll prolly be dead ass beforeu evrer know
sun_lite509: brian dont i love u i want u only u no one else ur my everything
sun_lite509: Dont say that!
sun_lite509: please Brian im begging u let me call u!
B E: I'm thuggin'... and no one loves me... anyhoo- all u hookers... I'm doin' what the fuck I feel like
sun_lite509: I love you! dont say no one loves u i do! ill be here for u im going anywhere!
B E: I HATE you right now Jessica
sun_lite509: im not going anywhere!
B E: whatever
B E: You don't love me
B E: this is dramatic
sun_lite509: why Brian? how can u say that? i love u! with all of me i would give anything to be close to u right now!
sun_lite509: I LOVE YOU! how can i prove that to u right now?
B E: whatever Jessica
B E: I still hate u somewhat
sun_lite509: No not whatever Brian I LOVE YOU!
B E: what!! don't get gangsta with me!!
sun_lite509: i want to make this right!
B E: fuuuck you
B E: how bout that
sun_lite509: i m not i want u to know how much i love u
sun_lite509: Brian please can i just call u?
B E: I hate u right now
B E: do u know that???
sun_lite509: Brian....
B E: what?????
sun_lite509: no dont say that. I love u!
B E: blah blah blah
sun_lite509: let me call u?!
B E: no u hate me
sun_lite509: its true and i hope u know that!
sun_lite509: no i dont! I could never hate u!
sun_lite509: I love u!
sun_lite509: Brian please!
sun_lite509: hello?
sun_lite509: u there?
sun_lite509: I LOVE YOU!
sun_lite509: hello?
sun_lite509: Brian I love u!
B E: wassup mu'fucka
B E: that's what I thought
sun_lite509: what did ur message say it just showed up blank?
B E: blah blah blah
B E: that's what it said
sun_lite509: stop calling me that
sun_lite509: Brian i miss u!
B E: good for u
B E: I still love u I guess
sun_lite509 has signed back in. (1/29/2007 10:51 PM)
B E: I said hi goddamnit
sun_lite509: hi my ***** is messing up.
B E: yea yea yea
sun_lite509: what r u doing?
B E: waking up... what the fuck r u doing???
sun_lite509: hello
B E: I said hi goddamnit
B E: hello
B E: did u leave me again???
sun_lite509: no i would never leave u!
sun_lite509: im here at work.
B E: oh ur at work
sun_lite509: almost
B E: have fun
sun_lite509: yeah right
sun_lite509: can i call u?
B E: why???
sun_lite509: so we can talk and i miss u and love u!!!
B E: I will call u in a little while... I'm still a little sad
B E: i miss the good ol days
sun_lite509: ok Brian im sorry. I love you!!
sun_lite509: me too brian i was thinking about them too.
B E: I can't cope with the pressure... I'm so tired of serving these dope heads... I wanna give up
sun_lite509: what do u mean Brian? I thought u werent doing that
B E: That's what u get for thinkin' baby
sun_lite509: seriously Brian r u?
B E: It was all so simple then
sun_lite509: Brian i know i just want to be with u already!
B E: well I just got done.. I'm done ruining peoples lives
sun_lite509: what do u mean? u didnt ruin anybodys life.
B E: hello!! what about my life?!!
sun_lite509: u havent ruined ur life Brian
B E: welll anyway.. thesse guns is burnin' me right now... they hot...I ain't worried about shit
sun_lite509: Brian call me please.
B E: Call me mothafucka~
B E: I got the hiccups
sun_lite509: i will call u will u answer?
B E: blah blah blah shut up Jessica
sun_lite509: im sorry.
B E: Shut up... I'lll call u
B E: When I feel like itQ
sun_lite509: no im serious
sun_lite509: ok
B E: I'm so happy for u
sun_lite509: Brian
B E: that is my mothafuckin' name
sun_lite509: I love u!
B E: wow
B E: I bleed for u
sun_lite509: what?
B E: U heard me
sun_lite509: yes i did
sun_lite509: what do mean?
B E: I'm fucked up
sun_lite509: what? how?
B E: I used to love u
B E:
sun_lite509: stop saying that
B E: don't tell me what the fuck to do
B E: Ur lucky I don't smack ur head off ur shoulders
sun_lite509: Brian
B E: yeah ur goddamn right... think about that
sun_lite509: stop i love u!
B E: I used to love u too
sun_lite509: why used to? u really mean that.
sun_lite509: ?
B E: u broke my heart Jessica
sun_lite509: how?
B E: I'll explain it to u... but even then I'm sure u won't understand
sun_lite509: try me
B E: fuck u... how bout that
B E: try that
sun_lite509: Brian
B E: fuck u
sun_lite509: stop
B E: don't tell me what the fuck to do unless u wanna get the shit slapped outta you!
B E: yup
sun_lite509: im not
B E: that's what I thought
sun_lite509: whats happening to us?
B E: U figure it out!
sun_lite509: Brian
B E: Jessica
B E: r u at work???
B E: fuck u too very much!
sun_lite509: yes i am
B E: I'm bleeding
sun_lite509: what do u mean?
B E: shut up jessica
sun_lite509: no
sun_lite509: r u still going to call me?
B E: call me
sun_lite509: when?
sun_lite509: r u there?
sun_lite509: i just called u
B E: oh wow
sun_lite509: brian u said to call why didnt u answer?
B E: hello
sun_lite509: hello
B E: hi
sun_lite509: hi what r u doing?
B E: I just woke up
sun_lite509: yeah how did u sleep?
B E: fucked up
sun_lite509: im sorry
B E: whatever
sun_lite509: yeah
sun_lite509: so.....
B E: so what
sun_lite509: can i call u?
B E: I'm sad
sun_lite509: why Brian?
B E: cuz of what u said
sun_lite509: what did i say that made u so sad?
B E: it doesn't matter
sun_lite509: obviously it does. and i think u took what i said the wrong way
B E: becuz u said it the wrong way baby
sun_lite509: brian i would never saying thing that might hurt u in anyway.
B E: u did tho baby... u already did
B E: but I love how u don't know
sun_lite509: i dont know what i said.
B E: I know baby... trust me... I'll tell u lol
sun_lite509: when Brian?
B E: Why baby? why do u need to talk to me so bad? U didn't need to talk to me this bad on Saturday?
sun_lite509: I always need to talk to u! and i tried to talk to u on Saturday.
B E: yeah at 3 in the motherfucking morning
sun_lite509: no i tried before that.
B E: well I'm happy for u
sun_lite509: Brian all i did was think about u and wished i would ve been out with u instead.
B E: that makes me feel better Jessica
B E: meanwhile ur out doing whatever!
sun_lite509: its true!
sun_lite509: thats not what i was doing!
sun_lite509: i went out to dinner and then to the bar then back to saras. thats it.
B E: It's ok Jessica... u don't need my permission. Pleez! calm down!
sun_lite509: i am calm. i just want u to know.
B E: want me to know what??? U love me so much, meanwhile u shit on me 2 days in a row? I know baby!
sun_lite509: i did not Friday i didnt feel good and just finished working 8 days striaght!
B E: Jessica...don't u think I already know all this... what am I? Some sort of asshole???
sun_lite509: i dont think that at all. but ur acting like i completly ignored for 2 days
B E: U did
sun_lite509: no i didnt. i talked to u both days!
B E: oh yeah...that's right... u fell asleep on me... mmmm yeah... thank u for that mothafuckin' great conversation
sun_lite509: how many times have done that to me? and i said i was sorry u told me not to worry about it.
B E: that's so funny that u bring that up
sun_lite509: why?
B E: I'm glad u did
sun_lite509: why is that?
B E: do u really want me to fuck u up at work? cuz I will!
sun_lite509: what r u talking about?
B E: do u want me to fuck u up? cuz that's what ur asking for! Do u really want to get into this with me... while ur at work???
sun_lite509: no i dont want to get into this at all Brian.
B E: yeah that's what I thought
sun_lite509: i dont want to do this Brian i dont like fighting with u were suppose to be for each other not against each other.
B E: that's so funny... I thought the same thing baby!
sun_lite509: what changed? im not against u.
B E: do u really want to call me???
sun_lite509: yes!
B E: My hiccups haven't gone away
B E: Why the fuck do u want to call me now anyway??? So u can tell me hold on baby! I'll be right back! For like 3 hours!
sun_lite509: that sucks but what does that have to do with me calling u?
B E: fuck u
B E: how bout that
B E: how does that have to do with me calling u
B E: ????
sun_lite509: Brian i dont know what u want from me!
B E: I'm ready to kill someone
sun_lite509: nothing i do is going to be good enough for u!
B E: then fine
B E: bye!
B E: if that's how u feel... bye!
sun_lite509: Brian
B E: what
sun_lite509: stop
B E: then don't talk that nothing I do is gonna be good enough for u shit
B E: that's the wrong shit to say to me
sun_lite509: Brian i just want to know what u want me to do?!
B E: Nothing!! I'm mad at u!! why the fuck do u have to do anything???!!!
sun_lite509: i dont feel that way
sun_lite509: because i love u and ur hurt i see that i want to make u feel better im on ur side
B E: These fuckin' hiccups... I'ma kill myself right now
sun_lite509: water?
B E: wow there gone... I held my breath until I almost died... and they're gone!
sun_lite509: im glad they r gone.
B E: yea yea yea sure u do
sun_lite509: i am!
B E: I would call u but ur at work
sun_lite509: ill be off in an hour.
B E: oh it's like that
B E: bye
sun_lite509: i said i will be off in less than an hour. u can call now.
sun_lite509: stop brian!
B E: no I don't want to
B E: so u can tell me HOLD ON
B E: fuck that shit...
Wheeeew. Drinking CAN BE a problem. I'm not saying it IS a problem, but it can be. And... hmmm what the fuck was I saying? Why am I even posting this again? I dunno... I thought the shit was funny. Anyhoo - this text conversation took place over several hours. Because A) when it started I was already drunk. And B) half way into it, I passed out. And C) I woke up after passing out for several hours... only to continue the frustration! Hahaha it happens. My girlfriend was at work. Don't feel bad for her. She's mean! LoL (We're actually still talking as I post this, but I think... I'm deciding... to still be angry at her!)
Uno
B E: whatever jessica
sun_lite509: let me call u
B E: No... when I want u to call me... u can call me
sun_lite509: I dont want to lose u Brian!
B E: its too late for that Jessica
B E: is that ur real name? lol
sun_lite509: Brian please!
sun_lite509: Brian
B E: Bye...whats ur name again?
B E: I'm carryin' guns... these police will probally kill me
sun_lite509: brian no we cant do this on text im not getting ur messages!
B E: Jessica **** ********... I love u very much
sun_lite509: please brian dont do that u dont need to be carrying guns!
B E: I carry guns like a mu'fucka
B E: that's me
B E: I give a fuck about my life
sun_lite509: ur killing me right now i love u so much let me call u please!
B E: I'll prolly be dead ass beforeu evrer know
sun_lite509: brian dont i love u i want u only u no one else ur my everything
sun_lite509: Dont say that!
sun_lite509: please Brian im begging u let me call u!
B E: I'm thuggin'... and no one loves me... anyhoo- all u hookers... I'm doin' what the fuck I feel like
sun_lite509: I love you! dont say no one loves u i do! ill be here for u im going anywhere!
B E: I HATE you right now Jessica
sun_lite509: im not going anywhere!
B E: whatever
B E: You don't love me
B E: this is dramatic
sun_lite509: why Brian? how can u say that? i love u! with all of me i would give anything to be close to u right now!
sun_lite509: I LOVE YOU! how can i prove that to u right now?
B E: whatever Jessica
B E: I still hate u somewhat
sun_lite509: No not whatever Brian I LOVE YOU!
B E: what!! don't get gangsta with me!!
sun_lite509: i want to make this right!
B E: fuuuck you
B E: how bout that
sun_lite509: i m not i want u to know how much i love u
sun_lite509: Brian please can i just call u?
B E: I hate u right now
B E: do u know that???
sun_lite509: Brian....
B E: what?????
sun_lite509: no dont say that. I love u!
B E: blah blah blah
sun_lite509: let me call u?!
B E: no u hate me
sun_lite509: its true and i hope u know that!
sun_lite509: no i dont! I could never hate u!
sun_lite509: I love u!
sun_lite509: Brian please!
sun_lite509: hello?
sun_lite509: u there?
sun_lite509: I LOVE YOU!
sun_lite509: hello?
sun_lite509: Brian I love u!
B E: wassup mu'fucka
B E: that's what I thought
sun_lite509: what did ur message say it just showed up blank?
B E: blah blah blah
B E: that's what it said
sun_lite509: stop calling me that
sun_lite509: Brian i miss u!
B E: good for u
B E: I still love u I guess
sun_lite509 has signed back in. (1/29/2007 10:51 PM)
B E: I said hi goddamnit
sun_lite509: hi my ***** is messing up.
B E: yea yea yea
sun_lite509: what r u doing?
B E: waking up... what the fuck r u doing???
sun_lite509: hello
B E: I said hi goddamnit
B E: hello
B E: did u leave me again???
sun_lite509: no i would never leave u!
sun_lite509: im here at work.
B E: oh ur at work
sun_lite509: almost
B E: have fun
sun_lite509: yeah right
sun_lite509: can i call u?
B E: why???
sun_lite509: so we can talk and i miss u and love u!!!
B E: I will call u in a little while... I'm still a little sad
B E: i miss the good ol days
sun_lite509: ok Brian im sorry. I love you!!
sun_lite509: me too brian i was thinking about them too.
B E: I can't cope with the pressure... I'm so tired of serving these dope heads... I wanna give up
sun_lite509: what do u mean Brian? I thought u werent doing that
B E: That's what u get for thinkin' baby
sun_lite509: seriously Brian r u?
B E: It was all so simple then
sun_lite509: Brian i know i just want to be with u already!
B E: well I just got done.. I'm done ruining peoples lives
sun_lite509: what do u mean? u didnt ruin anybodys life.
B E: hello!! what about my life?!!
sun_lite509: u havent ruined ur life Brian
B E: welll anyway.. thesse guns is burnin' me right now... they hot...I ain't worried about shit
sun_lite509: Brian call me please.
B E: Call me mothafucka~
B E: I got the hiccups
sun_lite509: i will call u will u answer?
B E: blah blah blah shut up Jessica
sun_lite509: im sorry.
B E: Shut up... I'lll call u
B E: When I feel like itQ
sun_lite509: no im serious
sun_lite509: ok
B E: I'm so happy for u
sun_lite509: Brian
B E: that is my mothafuckin' name
sun_lite509: I love u!
B E: wow
B E: I bleed for u
sun_lite509: what?
B E: U heard me
sun_lite509: yes i did
sun_lite509: what do mean?
B E: I'm fucked up
sun_lite509: what? how?
B E: I used to love u
B E:
sun_lite509: stop saying that
B E: don't tell me what the fuck to do
B E: Ur lucky I don't smack ur head off ur shoulders
sun_lite509: Brian
B E: yeah ur goddamn right... think about that
sun_lite509: stop i love u!
B E: I used to love u too
sun_lite509: why used to? u really mean that.
sun_lite509: ?
B E: u broke my heart Jessica
sun_lite509: how?
B E: I'll explain it to u... but even then I'm sure u won't understand
sun_lite509: try me
B E: fuck u... how bout that
B E: try that
sun_lite509: Brian
B E: fuck u
sun_lite509: stop
B E: don't tell me what the fuck to do unless u wanna get the shit slapped outta you!
B E: yup
sun_lite509: im not
B E: that's what I thought
sun_lite509: whats happening to us?
B E: U figure it out!
sun_lite509: Brian
B E: Jessica
B E: r u at work???
B E: fuck u too very much!
sun_lite509: yes i am
B E: I'm bleeding
sun_lite509: what do u mean?
B E: shut up jessica
sun_lite509: no
sun_lite509: r u still going to call me?
B E: call me
sun_lite509: when?
sun_lite509: r u there?
sun_lite509: i just called u
B E: oh wow
sun_lite509: brian u said to call why didnt u answer?
B E: hello
sun_lite509: hello
B E: hi
sun_lite509: hi what r u doing?
B E: I just woke up
sun_lite509: yeah how did u sleep?
B E: fucked up
sun_lite509: im sorry
B E: whatever
sun_lite509: yeah
sun_lite509: so.....
B E: so what
sun_lite509: can i call u?
B E: I'm sad
sun_lite509: why Brian?
B E: cuz of what u said
sun_lite509: what did i say that made u so sad?
B E: it doesn't matter
sun_lite509: obviously it does. and i think u took what i said the wrong way
B E: becuz u said it the wrong way baby
sun_lite509: brian i would never saying thing that might hurt u in anyway.
B E: u did tho baby... u already did
B E: but I love how u don't know
sun_lite509: i dont know what i said.
B E: I know baby... trust me... I'll tell u lol
sun_lite509: when Brian?
B E: Why baby? why do u need to talk to me so bad? U didn't need to talk to me this bad on Saturday?
sun_lite509: I always need to talk to u! and i tried to talk to u on Saturday.
B E: yeah at 3 in the motherfucking morning
sun_lite509: no i tried before that.
B E: well I'm happy for u
sun_lite509: Brian all i did was think about u and wished i would ve been out with u instead.
B E: that makes me feel better Jessica
B E: meanwhile ur out doing whatever!
sun_lite509: its true!
sun_lite509: thats not what i was doing!
sun_lite509: i went out to dinner and then to the bar then back to saras. thats it.
B E: It's ok Jessica... u don't need my permission. Pleez! calm down!
sun_lite509: i am calm. i just want u to know.
B E: want me to know what??? U love me so much, meanwhile u shit on me 2 days in a row? I know baby!
sun_lite509: i did not Friday i didnt feel good and just finished working 8 days striaght!
B E: Jessica...don't u think I already know all this... what am I? Some sort of asshole???
sun_lite509: i dont think that at all. but ur acting like i completly ignored for 2 days
B E: U did
sun_lite509: no i didnt. i talked to u both days!
B E: oh yeah...that's right... u fell asleep on me... mmmm yeah... thank u for that mothafuckin' great conversation
sun_lite509: how many times have done that to me? and i said i was sorry u told me not to worry about it.
B E: that's so funny that u bring that up
sun_lite509: why?
B E: I'm glad u did
sun_lite509: why is that?
B E: do u really want me to fuck u up at work? cuz I will!
sun_lite509: what r u talking about?
B E: do u want me to fuck u up? cuz that's what ur asking for! Do u really want to get into this with me... while ur at work???
sun_lite509: no i dont want to get into this at all Brian.
B E: yeah that's what I thought
sun_lite509: i dont want to do this Brian i dont like fighting with u were suppose to be for each other not against each other.
B E: that's so funny... I thought the same thing baby!
sun_lite509: what changed? im not against u.
B E: do u really want to call me???
sun_lite509: yes!
B E: My hiccups haven't gone away
B E: Why the fuck do u want to call me now anyway??? So u can tell me hold on baby! I'll be right back! For like 3 hours!
sun_lite509: that sucks but what does that have to do with me calling u?
B E: fuck u
B E: how bout that
B E: how does that have to do with me calling u
B E: ????
sun_lite509: Brian i dont know what u want from me!
B E: I'm ready to kill someone
sun_lite509: nothing i do is going to be good enough for u!
B E: then fine
B E: bye!
B E: if that's how u feel... bye!
sun_lite509: Brian
B E: what
sun_lite509: stop
B E: then don't talk that nothing I do is gonna be good enough for u shit
B E: that's the wrong shit to say to me
sun_lite509: Brian i just want to know what u want me to do?!
B E: Nothing!! I'm mad at u!! why the fuck do u have to do anything???!!!
sun_lite509: i dont feel that way
sun_lite509: because i love u and ur hurt i see that i want to make u feel better im on ur side
B E: These fuckin' hiccups... I'ma kill myself right now
sun_lite509: water?
B E: wow there gone... I held my breath until I almost died... and they're gone!
sun_lite509: im glad they r gone.
B E: yea yea yea sure u do
sun_lite509: i am!
B E: I would call u but ur at work
sun_lite509: ill be off in an hour.
B E: oh it's like that
B E: bye
sun_lite509: i said i will be off in less than an hour. u can call now.
sun_lite509: stop brian!
B E: no I don't want to
B E: so u can tell me HOLD ON
B E: fuck that shit...
Wheeeew. Drinking CAN BE a problem. I'm not saying it IS a problem, but it can be. And... hmmm what the fuck was I saying? Why am I even posting this again? I dunno... I thought the shit was funny. Anyhoo - this text conversation took place over several hours. Because A) when it started I was already drunk. And B) half way into it, I passed out. And C) I woke up after passing out for several hours... only to continue the frustration! Hahaha it happens. My girlfriend was at work. Don't feel bad for her. She's mean! LoL (We're actually still talking as I post this, but I think... I'm deciding... to still be angry at her!)
Uno
